Roadmap · v4.20 · subject to vibes
The road to the moon
(via Bristol)
- Q1 · Understand
Read the business
Review the marketing, the systems, and the laminated sign that says "DO NOT TOUCH THE SERVER".
- Q2 · Identify
Find the alpha
Locate where revenue grows and time is saved. It was in the inbox all along.
- Q3 · Design
Whitepaper
Plan around your priorities. Printed on actual white paper, to be ironic.
- Q4 · Implement
Mainnet launch
Websites, systems and automations go live. CEX listing: a sandwich board on Gloucester Road.
- Q1 '27 · Measure
Number go up
Check the changes are working. If number not go up, fix until number go up.
- Q2 '27
Lambo
Lambo has been downgraded to a reliable second-hand Skoda for client visits.
- Q3 '27
Pull the rug
Totally normal milestone. Every project has one. Don't scroll further. Actually, do.
(the dev team has asked us to remove this button)